u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda
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The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets
(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via dulect)
anus:
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
“Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49”
*slides selfie over the counter*
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