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Lisas idiot dog got his bone stuck around his mouth the fucking dumbass. Emergency vets here we come 🙈

Lisas idiot dog got his bone stuck around his mouth the fucking dumbass. Emergency vets here we come 🙈

that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

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leafla:

she’ll stare out the window for hours but as soon as we put her outside she runs back in

leafla:

she’ll stare out the window for hours but as soon as we put her outside she runs back in

(Source: leafla, via fiebre)

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daissyminelly:

The last one made my life haha

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riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

image

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

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officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via transvestite-eddie-murphy)


Friend:
what time do you usually go to bed?

Me:
10:30ish sometimes 4

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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